Style Invitational Week 1028: Joint legiflation with the 1st Congress, plus A-to-Zingy couplets

The Goodhue-Bland Resolution to make the new flag colors ecru and taupe. The Few-Moore-Coles Act to make Congress Hall a bit warmer and cozier this winter. In honor of Independence Day, we're taking up Loser Elden Carnahan on his suggestion that we do a special edition of our usually biennial "Bill Us Now" joint-legislation contest, which generally features that year's congressional freshmen: In this off-year, we'll use the senators and representatives of the first U.S. Congress (1789-81). Not t...